zeldathemes
ave atque vale
hail and farewell
You are the first dream, the only dream I ever was unable to stop myself from dreaming. You are the first dream of my soul, and from that dream I hope will come all other dreams, a lifetime’s worth.
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charliebradberrys:

Jared ripped off his beanie and everyone screamed and Jensen goes “I’m going to start wearing hats to get that reaction. You won’t see these luscious locks anymore!”

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

Elizabeth: How did it begin?
Mr. Darcy: I cannot fix the hour, or the spot, or the look. It was too long ago and I was in the middle before I knew I had begun.

siriusblaack:

An Endless List of my Favorite Characters

1/: Jace Herondale

“The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.” 

herondales-shadowhunter:

They saved me , and still do

herondales-shadowhunter:

They saved me , and still do

themarvellousmagnusbane:

chetijian-ming:

why has no one referred to alec lightwood as alec likewood it’s a homophonic, homographic and homosexual pun

oh sweet jesus

awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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sajna15:

I swear it’s the same shirt….

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

herondales-shadowhunter:

This is awesome ! ( i feel bad about the book but still )

herondales-shadowhunter:

This is awesome ! ( i feel bad about the book but still )

herondales-shadowhunter:

I JUST CAN’T !

herondales-shadowhunter:

I JUST CAN’T !

Don’t expect much from a person who lacks the will to give it. I think that’s sadly the most common brand of self-imposed disappointments.

Why waste my anger on you when the fault is mine? I should have anticipated another betrayal from you, one more mad grasp at some kind of childish ideal. But I seem to be a victim of my own wishes where you are concerned.” His expression hardened. “What have you come here for, Alina?”

I answered him honestly. “I wanted to see you.

I caught the briefest glimpse of surprise before his face shuttered again. “There are two thrones on that dais. You could see me any time you liked.” (ruin and rising, leigh bardugo)